Justin, 29, lives with his father, 73.

Justin's father comes up with some amazing one-liners. Go over to Justin's tweet page (do I have that right? Seriously? Its a tweet page?).

Anyway, try not to eat or drink anything whilst reading what Justin's Dad says.

Image by jcolman via Flickr

Oh, and be warned, there is swearing involved...

Hats atipping to: Neanderpundit

kthanxbai!